Fanfic: What Nettles Me. →
of-spectacleswitnessed: Set primarily in the school of District 12, this is my idea of when Gale Hawthorne first notices Madge Undersee, and all the other times he notices her before the Reaping of the 74th Hunger Games. Welp. I wrote this as therapy for my unhealthy shipping of Gale and Madge. Fellow Gadger-Badgers, please read and review to tell me what you think! One of my talented best...
smh, my life
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.
My paranoia problems
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer